NEW BOSS PUNCHING WELL BELOW HIS WEIGHT

CRAIG LEVEIN is back at Stark's Park, the scene of the most unforgettable moment of his football career - a powerful right hook that broke team-mate Graeme Hogg's nose during a pre-season friendly and resulted in a 12-match ban.

Signed on a non-contract basis (or was it a non-contact basis?) the former Hearts and Leicester City boss has been told he can walk away from Raith Rovers if a bigger club makes a move.

Let's hope that doesn't come back to haunt the Raith chairman. I mean, what if Stranraer, Brechin or Cowdenbeath suddenly pounce?

I'm not sure if he's having a go at yours truly, Motherwell Football Club or both. But on the back of Wednesday's story which revealed obese people are more likely to lose their sight, Mark Gray from Glasgow emailed to say:

"Haw, Cowan, I bet you're now raging you lost all that weight."

What about the strapping 16-year-old rugby player from Orkney who may have to quit the game as he can't find any appropriate footwear in a size 18?

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Don't worry about it, son. Now that everyone's aware of this story (and if it's true what they say about the size of a man's feet) I guarantee you will now be able to get all the boots you want.

Quote of the Week? Speaking about the possibility of his controversial life story being turned into a movie, Mike Tyson said: "My boxing career has left a bad taste in my mouth."

Do you think he's talking about Evander Holyfield's ear wax?

According to yesterday's paper, a cock has been threatened with an ASBO for its constant noisy crowing.

After England's next victory, let's hope this serves as a warning to BBC pundit Ian Wright.

Eunice Miller: An Apology. On page three of last Saturday's Daily Record, we claimed that the 73-year-old Renfrewshire woman was the oldest person at the Robbie Williams concerts at Hampden.

But when I attended the gig on Friday night I was sitting directly behind St Johnstone player-manager Owen Coyle.

We apologise to Mrs Miller for any stress or embarrassment caused by this unfortunate error.

Taken from the Daily Record