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| General | ||
|  Hail to the Chief! RIP the Chief Grouser | ||
| Grouser's Top XI | ||
| Season 2002-03 | ||
| June | Goal of The Season 2002-03 | |
| Mar | Hearts 2 Dundee United 1 | |
| Mar 1 | Hearts 2 Motherwell 1 | The Better Team Won And The Better Team Won And Don't You Forget It: Hearts 2 Motherwell 1 | 
| Feb 8 | Hearts 3 Killie 0 | |
| Jan | Hearts 4 Hibernian 4 | |
| Dec 18 | Hearts 1 Thistle 0 | |
| Nov 9 | Hearts 0 Aberdeen 0 | |
| Nov | Before Hibs Game | |
| Season 2001-02 | ||
| End of season | Looking forward: | |
| May | CG on | |
| April | Letter to Glasgow Herald (unpublished) | |
| April 20 | Dunfermline | |
| March | St Johnstone | |
| Feb 26 | FS | |
| Jan 28 | Inverness CT | |
| Jan 2002 | Xmas & New Year | |
| Nov 29 | Dundee | |
| Oct 13 | St Johnstone | |
| Oct 11 | Craig Brown | |
| Sep 28 | Dundee Utd | |
| Sep 2 | SKY Masters | |
| Aug 4 | Hearts 1 Aberdeen 0 | |
| July 28 | Livvy 2 Hearts 1 | |
| Season 2000-01 | ||
| May | I ain't never seen nothing like it. | |
| May | Hearts 1 Rangers 4 | |
| April | Kilmarnock 1 Hearts 1 | |
| Mar 31 | Hearts 3 Motherwell 0 | |
| Jan 22 | Grouser breaks his silence | |
| Aug 19 | 'attached by bits of string to dogs' | |
| Season 1999-00 | ||
| Passports Out! | ||
| May 15 | Hearts 0 St J 0 | |
| Apr | What team does he mean | |
| Apr | April Fool! | |
| Mar | Hibs | |
| Mar | Refs! | |
| Mar | Switch off now | |
| Feb 28 | Sad But True - We're A' Shite! | |
| Jan 29 | Cup | |
| Jan 22 | Unbeaten this year! | |
| Dec | Hibs the Second Part | |
| Dec | Hibs the First Part | |
| Oct 16 | I'll try no' tae repeat masel' | |
| Sep 20 | Rained Off! | |
| Sep | Money!! | |
| Sep 11 | A game of one half and two quarters | |
| Paul Ritchie | ||
| Sep | Pah! | |
| Aug | Bonkled on the heid! | |
| Season 1998-99 | ||
| May | Celtic 3 Hearts 0 | |